Some quick thoughts on smoking

I haven't smoked in 1 year, 6 months and 27 days and I'm extremely proud of this. While I did enjoy smoking for a good 20 years, I progressively grew to hate the habit more and more.

My house is non-smoking, and when a friend stepped outside for a quick smoke recently, I told her to enjoy her "filthy habit."

This is why ex-smokers are the worst kind of non-smokers - I act like I didn't stink up every room I was in for a couple of decades. The uppity arrogance is unparalleled.

My dad (see above picture) has smoked since forever and he's the coolest smoker you'll ever lay eyes on. Nobody looks cooler while engaging in this "filthy habit". Nobody.