I found the following paragraph on Elijah Wood's Wikipedia page on May 11, 2009.
Wood may have owned his own pair of nunchucks. Records show that he was an accomplished ninja. His daily studies included ninja star throwing, stealthily sneaking around to steal cookies from his mommy, and catching flies with chopsticks. Although the ninja movement looked down upon homosexuality, they allowed Wood to join them in their daily ninja practices.
Yeah, what a crock... everyone knows ninjas openly embrace homosexuality.
ReplyDeleteWikipedia was banned from being a reference on my papers in school. This is a good example of why. If not, my papers might have gone something like this. Pneumonia is contracted while having sex. Although not responsible for many deaths, it in fact increases breathing to the point of euphoria. Treatment may include 2 root beer floats."
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